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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

How do scientists behave?

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Satellites are polluting Earth's atmosphere with heavy metals. Could refueling them in orbit help? - Space

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What Wilson said about Logan Gilbert’s second rehab start - Seattle Sports

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

They put up a sign reading